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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

http://images.nymag.com/bestofny/kids/2007/drugstore_070312_560.jpg

Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a diet coke.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cb/Flickr_hellochris_202508906--In-N-Out_triple_cheeseburger_fries.jpg

Only in America ......do banks leave vault doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters.

http://blog.beliefnet.com/faithfunnies/imgs/bank_trust.gif

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

http://navalanche.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/lynnegarage1.jpg

Only in America...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten
and buns in packages of eight.

http://blog.nj.com/hudsoncountynow_impact/2009/07/large_bayonne-hot-dog-eating-contest-hudson-county-now.JPG

Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/braille-atm.jpg

Ever WONDER ...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Blonde_Woman_at_the_beach.jpg

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

http://img4.realsimple.com/images/1009/model-makeup_300.jpg

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

http://libn.com/libizblog/files/2009/04/psychic.jpg

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

http://policymed.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5520572bb8834013488580068970c-800wi

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3519/3986175559_e777ff977e.jpg

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


http://topnews.net.nz/images/Wall-St-23.jpg

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/rush-hour-traffic.jpg

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/204726-mouse_flavored_cat_food.jpg

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

http://www.parishworld.net/pwadmin/userfiles/image/noahs%20ark.jpg

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/HeathrowP1701_468x267.jpg

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

http://www.whysheep.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sheep.jpg

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

http://www.edinburgharchitecture.co.uk/images/jpgs/edinburgh_quay_apartments.jpg

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

http://blog.mlive.com/citpat/2008/01/large_Bush_State_of_Union-web.jpg

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport, the terminal?


http://blog.cheapoair.com/image.axd?picture=2009%2F11%2Fatlanta_runway.jpg

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)!